Bought some speed from an Italian junkie who was trying to sell me a stolen bike. Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold. I strip her clothes off, suck her toes, and we fuck. I find the one hetero girl in the place and we dry hump on the dance floor. Ministry of Sound is dead, so I go to Remform - but it's Gay Night. I wandered around trying to get laid, until it started to rain, then went back to Home House. I flirt a bit at the Virgin Megastore, buy some CDs, then follow some girls with pink hair. Met a couple of Brits who take me to, of all places, Camden Street. Called a friend from school who was selling hash, but she wasn't in. I'm staying in Home House, the most beautiful hotel in the world. Don't let people lie to you: hostels are for the ugly. Victor: Took a charter flight on a DC-10 to London.
